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matey potatey!

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“I saw you perform your set…I thought you were absolutely hilarious, and stunningly gorgeous. I love your vibe, it felt like you were literally just entertaining yourself up there and it was so funny…anyway I never do this…but I wanted to slide in your DMs…would you like to grab a coffee sometime?”

- Neil. Cairns, Australia

DM from a man that Emmi did indeed go on a date with. They ended up sheltering in-place together during a post-cyclone flood in Cairns. gives 10/10 massages. would recommend Neil.

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